WARING: CHARACTER DEATH (AND LOTS OF IT) NUDITY, BAD LAUNGUAGE, YAOI
. GORY VIOLENCE TOO.
A great battle was about to unfold.
The two combatants stood at the ready. The long haired Ginger revved up his chainsaw, and the pale butler reached into his tailcoat and retrieved a few butter knives. He adopted a fighting stance, but that was useless as Grell ran up to him with the force of
well, a chainsaw. Sebastian was barely able to fend him off with his butter knives. Then, the vulgar shinigami pulled his saw back once more, and actually cut Sebastian.
They heard a snort from the other side of the battle field. An unamused Ciel said, "Get to it, Sebastian."
"Yes, my lord
" with a totally out of character scream of rage, he used his knives to gain the upper hand. Meanwhile, a few feet from where Timber and the other triplets alongside Hannah were sitting, a short young boy was flirting with an impassive pedophile. Master Alois and master Claude. Claude pushed his glasses up his nose, before saying, "it seems we must help the shinigami out."
"But you hate Grell, don't you?" asked Alois. Claude pondered this for a moment. Then he screamed totally out of character, "GRELL HAS BEEN PULLOTING THE AIR WITH HIS DEATH SCYTHE!!! WE MUST DESTROY HIM!!! Hannah, please."
Hannah looked up at him and sighed. She opened her mouth as wide as she could, as Claude plunged his hands down her throat. Then, she gagged and threw up all over Claude, but this didn't stop him. He pulled out inch by inch his demon sword. Alois was a few feet away, big eyes shining with fascination. "Oh Yeah Claude, show that slut who's boss!"
Claude finally managed to free the demonic sword from her now gaping head.
"Wait," Alois began, "that's not no sword." Indeed, what Claude had pulled out of Hannah was no sword- it was a man, dressed in all black, with a creepy grin and lond, white hair. Undertaker. "Hee Hee, it looks like you found me! I was looking for candy in this young lady's body, and I thought
"ENOUGH," Claude interrupted, pushing his glasses up again. "It doesn't matter what you are, you are enough to beat that evil ozone-killing Grell,"
what?" asked Undertaker, actually confused. It took a lot to confuse him.
Alois randomly popped out of the background, yelling, "Go Claude! Beat that man-slut!"
And so claude grabbed Undertaker's ankles, swung him around a few times, and charged directly into battle, vomit- covered and all. He flung and flopped Undertaker around a bit, but of course, human flesh was no match for a chainsaw.
And Undertaker's head went sailing into Alois's lap. "Oh shit," was all he could manage. Then, Ash the herm angel randomly plopped down from the sky and started munching on Undertaker's head contently. Alois took a few steps back.
Hannah randomly declared: "NOW THAT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM ME, I MUST GO TO HELL WITH THEM!!!! Bye Alois, I'll miss chu
no! You can't!" Alois cried. And I mean CRIED. Boy had a waterfall flooding from his eyes. Hannah dramatically pulled out a knife from her cleavage and stabbed herself. Being a demon, it usually wouldn't hurt her, but this was a special demonic knife.
And she slumped over, dead. Ash started munching on her carcass.
"NO! HANNAH! I MUST AVENGE YOU!!!" Alois cried, and ran to pick up the demon knife. Before the Triplets could stop him, he was charging into battle.
Then Claude's ass hit him in the face. And by that, I mean only his ass. The rest of him had been cut into pieces. Alois gripped his deceased butlers butt in his arms. "Claude
. Claude, no
." he began to cry again and just collapsed and snuggled against Claude's bloody ass.
Cantebury started crying softly. He couldn't help it. He cried and cried and cried. Thompson was too overcome by emotion to speak, so he randomly transformed into a raccoon and scurried off.
But Timber, no he wasn't going to see his brothers' fall apart like this. He was going to fix it.
Alois started speaking, "Now that all the people I loved are dead, I must be emo and tragic." With his newfound emosism, he decided to cut himself. He grabbed the demon knife, cut himself once, and promptly died. Ash came out of the ground next to him, completely nude. He had boobs AND a dick, not that anyone important was looking.
Timber started to cry.
"You stupid Grim Reaper!!!" Sebastian fished out a spork from his tailcoat. He didn't even know industrial England HAD sporks, but he wasn't complaining. He threw it with deadly accuracy.
It hit Grell right between the eyes, killing him. Before he died, however, he mumbled, "No need to get your hopes up, Sebas- chan. I'm actually straight."
Sebastian threw about fifty forks right at Grell's body in disgust. "Now to claim my reward for helping you," he said to Ciel, one of his unnerving pedo rape faces shining on his face. "Wait, What?! We had a contract! You can't kill me until we fulfill our contract!! SEBASTIAN!!!"
He hungrily attacked the boy's lips, taking in as much as he could. Finally, he was finished. Ciel's prone body fell over in a heap. "Mmm
Spicy," Sebastian said, licking his lips. He noticed a naked angel with BOTH parts eating the carcass of Alois. Two of the triplets were there, both crying. Sebastian smiled.
Quickly, he yelled, "BOOBIES!!!!!!" as the two were distracted, he rung Canterbury's neck, then threw him away like a rag doll. "Cante
Cantebury...?" Timber whimpered. He turned to Sebastian, who promptly threw a spoon at him.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Timber and Sebastian turned wildly at the unknown yeller person.
It was Ash with his/her/its boobies. Fully naked, he/she/it lunged at Sebastian, claiming, "Timber is the love of my life!!"
"I am?" Timber whispered.
"You can never touch him!!!!" Ash screamed. He/she/it threw Claude's bum at Sebastian. He easily dodged it, and then threw dozens of sporks at Ash. To shield him/her/itself, Ash picked up alois's prone form and held it in front of him. The teen's half-eaten carcass was now full of sporks that had logded themselves in his flesh.
Ash grabbed the demon dagger and charged at Sebastian. Sebastian prepared a spoon.
Sebastian's spoon hit dead on its mark. Ash died instantly. His/her/it's boobies deflated into a more masculine chest, but his penis shrank into a vagina, leaving his/her/it's true gender unknown.
The demon knife lightly scraped against Sebastian's arm, barely cutting enough to draw blood. But, being a demon knife, it killed him.
Timber decided to just walk away from all the half eaten corpses and tried to think positively.
He didn't get to think for long, because his brother Thompson returned, still as a raccoon, and charged. Before Timber could react, Thompson had sunk his demon raccoon fangs into Timber's skull, killing him.